Saturday, May 30, 2009

LBJ wins Coach of the Year and shares w/ Mike Brown

Lebron James (LBJ) officially became the most influential person in the United States and maybe the world.



Obama has a plethora of checks and balances and can only make a decision when there is a clear and present danger (See lil Harrison Ford). Oprah is television, Biden is vice president, and Scalia has 8 other people and many other forces acting against him and diminishes his individual power, and Michael Jordan can only do so much.



However, LBJ is young, rich, handsome, powerful, and has done the unprecedented.

To start,

LBJ signed a US$90 million shoe contract with Nike before his professional debut....pause and ponder...

$90 million dollars at the age of 18 or so. Mark Cuban famously said that if you were to start counting to 1 billion when you are first born you would never get to a billion in your lifetime. LeBron hopes to reach that billion and started his path to a billion early real early. Not saying he'll get there but 90 million is the lottery. And, it's only gonna get better.

He was named the NBA Rookie of the Year in 2003–04, NBA Most Valuable Player in 2008–09, and has been both All-NBA and an All-Star every season since 2005.

James has also been a member of the USA national team, winning a bronze medal at the 2004 Olympics (at the young precious age of 20) and gold at the 2008 Olympics.


Unprecedented history begins to be made...

LeBron's mother did the outrageous when a bank took her son's future earning power into consideration, resulting in an approval of a loan used to buy an $80,000 Hummer H2 for her son's 18th birthday...now that's what's up. You know you are somebody when that happens and can happen. Just think about that. LBJ is more reliable than the stock market, the weather, Bill Belichick, and Google.

Later, LBJ scored 29 of Cleveland's last 30 points, including the team's final 25 points in a double-overtime victory. NBA analyst Marv Albert referred to James's performance as "one of the greatest moments in postseason history."

Then, on February 27, 2008, against the Boston Celtics, James became the youngest person to score 10,000 points in his career at 23 years and 59 days, achieving the feat in style with a slam-dunk over 11-time All-Star Kevin Garnett, eclipsing the old mark by more than a year...by more than a year...a year!

Recently, LBJ nearly scored the first 50-point triple-double since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in 1975, when he recorded 52 points, 11 assists, and 9 rebounds against the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden on February 4 effortlessly. He did it without breaking a sweat...a sweat.

Lastly, and probably most noteworthy, LBJ won the coach of the year, but due to current NBA practices had to share the award with figurehead "coach" Mike Brown.

Lebron Jr., LBJ's 4 year old son set up an interview with the chosen one, his papa, a week and a half ago. In this candid interview, LBJ revealed that he actually makes 50 million a year from the team and has General Manager duties as well as Head Coaching duties. He is without a shadow of a doubt the most powerful person in Cleveland and influential player.




To further display the power and influence of LBJ and how LBJ single-handedly won Mike Brown coach of the year, kept Danny Ferry employed, and how LBJ's unparalleled loyalty, see the media.

Media members voted Mike Brown as the coach of the year, despite him doing absolutley nothing to prove that he was indeed a coach or the coach of the year. Mike Brown struggled tremendously with the x's and o's, made zero adjustments, and displayed zero offensive imagination. Mike Brown exemplifies the statement that true madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Stan Van Gundy (SVG) outcoached this guy so badly that he, Brown, probably should have lost his job at halftime particularly in this economic climate. After all, you can't have people employed that are not producing and when there are clear substitutes out there. "Dude is good and turrible."

Let's delve even further into Brown. In a close game, Brown calls a timeout to draw up a play (which is a respectable coaching move), then he draws up a play (which is another respectable coaching move), next the play emerges...LBJ iso with 30 seconds to play (dumb as rocks play). That is to say, he did absolutely nothing. Everyone and their mother knows and can all that play. SVG puts his best player on LBJ and sends help as soon possible. LBJ has to keep driving to the hole in clear traffic, pull up for a jumper, or pass the ball to one of his "great" teammates aka scrubs (that we will get to soon) with shattered confidence while also leaving a plethora of time of the clock for SVG to do work.

Abruptly and quickly Danny Ferry keeps, gets, trades for Wally's World, Big Ben Wallace, and Anderson instead of getting someone like Gerald Wallace.

Please keep in mind that LeBron made the supporting cast look like Duke Basketball All-Americans...and also please do not forget...like Duke Basketball All Americans they were garbage. Ferry is a dead man walking and so is Brown. Brown, pray that you don't become a significantly worst version of Joe Gerardi whom also lost his job after winning manager of the year.



Brown and Ferry, your fate lies in the fate of a 24 year old that happens to be the most powerful man in the United States of America.

Stay classy sporty nation. This is my Minority Report!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Why Manny should not apologize to his teammates...



So imagine we are in a world where Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmeiro, Roger Clemens, Andy Pettite, Eric Gagne, Jason Giambi, Pudge Rodriguez, Juan Gonzalez, and Barry Bonds are all playing on the same team. It’s the year 2005. And, José Canseco has just tested positive for steroids and will be immediately suspended for 50 games. The baseball community is in an uproar. Fans are sad. Baseball historians don’t know what to do. Current Hall of Famers are ticked off. ESPN goes all out. Pedro Gomez is following Canseco everywhere…I mean everywhere. The super blogs Deadspin and the Big Lead have 24 hour coverage of the issue. Talk radio is full swing. The likes of Skip Bayless, Woody Paige, Tony Kornheiser, Dan Patrick, Bill Plaschke, Jay Marriotti, and Bob Ryan are furious. Oprah even touches on the subject. Everybody wants one thing. Everyone wants an apology. Everyone demands an apology. The outrage and furor stemming from this steroid revelation undoubtedly reaches a Gladwell-like tipping point and Canseco succumbs. He decides to apologize to everyone including obvious fans, media members, and baseball, but also his teammates. He is apologizing to his teammates for being selfish and putting himself before the team and ultimately hurting their season. Fair enough right? Wrong! Here’s why…



Theoretically and in a vacuum, indeed, it is the correct thing to do. After all, conveying sorrow and remorse for your hurtful actions and detailing how much that you wish you didn’t cause them this pain is a nice thing to do, and undoubtedly is a step in the right direction. However, we live in the real world and cannot overlook the facts. Canseco is on a team with Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Rafael Palmeiro, Roger Clemens, Andy Pettite, Eric Gagne, Jason Giambi, Pudge Rodriguez, Juan Gonzalez, and Barry Bonds. These are fellow juicers. These are fellow cheaters. These are people whom also took PEDs (Performance Enhancing Drugs).These are the people that Canseco is apologizing to. Canseco is saying Barry, Mark, Sammy, Roger, and all of you guys, I am so sorry for taking steroids. I am sorry for hurting the team. Mind you, Canseco is fully aware that many of these teammates are taking currently taking PEDs, have taken PEDs, and/or are suspected of taking PEDs.

The aforementioned story is a parallel to Manny Ramirez. In fact, this is exactly what Manny is facing/faced. Actually, it is probably worse. Manny is by far and away the best player on the team and it’s not even close. Because he is so talented and far and away one of the best right handed hitters to play in the majors which his popularity is colossal and powerful, in addition to that he is the leader of the team, and he KNOWS that he is NOT the only person on the team taking PEDs he just got caught. He is looking in teammates eyes and saying I am sorry…

Kinda strange right? It’s absurdly ridiculous particularly when it is more and more apparent that no one in baseball is safe or clean and that everyone is guilty until proven innocent.

Now, that is why Manny should not have apologized and should not apologize to his teammates.

Sporty nation, this is my minority report. Stay sporty!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Absurdity on a Saturday Morning



Last night before going to sleep, I put that Madrid Master Series in my blackberry. 10am I would be watching this tennis match no matter what. Novak Djokovic (Nole) is unofficially the number #2 clay court player in the world at this moment and Nadal is probably the greatest clay court player ever. Little did I know, I would be getting ready to watch one of the best Master Series matches ever.

This match has been on the tennis channel for more than 4 hours now. Nole and Rafa are in an epic battle. The 3rd set tie break just started! I have not been this nervous in a long time particularly something that I am not a part of. Why am I nervous? Maybe because it is riveting television? Maybe because I am secretly rooting for Nole? Maybe because I love tennis and don’t want it to end? Maybe, because I am soft?! I have no clue. I don’t have a dog in the fight. In fact, while they both have their awesome aspects, they both have their shortcomings.

Nole is battling hard right now. His backhand is on point and he is serving well, but Nadal is the best counter puncher on the tour right now which is evident by him saving two matchpoints so far in this final tiebreak. OMG. This is getting just down right ridiculous. Nadal just won a point that he definitively should have lost...and it was for the win for Nole. Similar to what my homeboy Chris Rock said, I am not saying that I would kill Rafa, but I understand. It’s like doing absolutely everything perfectly in an athletic event and it, nonetheless, goes arry. Think about shooting a basketball perfectly at the end of a 4 hour game or kicking a soccerball perfectly into an empty net and then the world shifts and it goes all wrong…and it is for the championship? What else can you do? This is how depression forms. No seriously it is. An external locus of control is bad business.



Nadal just won 11-9 in the 3rd set tiebreak in front of a Davis Cup like raucous crowd. Nole should be commended for his play today. He fought hard and under normal circumstances would have and should have won the match, but he was playing a brickwall named Rafa IN SPAIN…IN SPAIN! So, that’s that. I am elated, adrenaline is flowing, I am gitty and antsy. Now, I can look forward to the next match of FedEx and Del Portro. I’ll go run a quick 3 miles before the next match to relieve some of this built up tension.



Tennis has officially gotten into my top 2 sports. Indeed, I should have realized that tennis was one of my loves or favorite sports when I became teary-eyed on a ridiculously early January morning after a gut-wrenchingly tough defeat for Roger Federer in the Australian Open…and it only got worse when FedEx realized the magnitude of this loss and became more and more saddened by his collapse and historical loss. The sadness was palbable in Australia as well as in my room.



It is official sporty nation, tennis and basketball are my favorite two sports and it ain’t that close. Be on the lookout for some frequent French Open blog posts.This is my minority report.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Al Davis=genius?

To my dismay the NFL draft consistently is one of the most popular off season sports spectacles in the United States. Indeed, the NFL is by far and away the most popular and profitable sport in the U.S., but why is the draft so popular? The NFL draft is inconsequential television at best. The NFL draft is inundated with overreaction and analysis from the typical sports fans and the ever ridiculous media. Without a shadow of a doubt the Oakland Raiders have had real issues the last few years. Al Davis is “slipping” and the Raiders lack talent all across the field, but despite what Mel Kiper, Peter King, Todd McShay and what the typical sports fans declare this most recent draft was not that bad and should not have received a meaningless “F.” Infact, the team should have received a “C” which is an average grade. In fact, NE and most every other team in the league should have received a grade of “C.” Sporty nation, today is the day they I illustrate why Al Davis and the Raiders did not make poor moves drafting WR Darius Heyward-Bey 7th with Michael Crabtree still on the board and drafting SS Mike Mitchell whom no one really knew who he, Mitchell, was.



1st and foremost, why on earth are Kiper and McShay and to a lesser extent Peter King treated as Nostradamus and/or God’s? That is why do we assume that these men are omniscient. All three of these guys have a glaring flaw omission from there resumes: football. None of the three ever played football at a high level and/or help a position in football like GM, director of scouting, or any position with a professional football yet we treat their words as gospel rather than “educated” guesses or even opinions.

I’ve got a few gripes.

1. Darius Heyward-Bey was a good college wide receiver with blazing speed (best 40 time this year). Michael Crabtree was a very talented receiver that was a unanimous All-American twice, won the Biletnikoff twice, and shattered many records. He also is a guy that had a fracture in his foot, had “reported”diva-like character issues (which are somewhat ridiculous), and played for Texas Tech which is a program that perennially overstates player’s value and performance. Texas Tech has the flaw of running the spread offense which is hard to determine how good players really are and has a coach that runs a system that is at worst brilliant. (Sporty nation, Graham Harrell had 45 TDs, 5,111 yards passing, 9 interceptions, and a 160 QB rating and was not drafted. Many scouts and coaches didn’t believe in him and he was a Heisman trophy candidate). Not totally absurd to take Bey ahead of Crabtree. Right?



2. Next, Brandon Tate and Percy Harvin both egregiously test positive for marijuana (the only two to test positive). However, the perception of both players is significantly different. Harvin is a very risky pick for the Minnesota Vikings and Tate is a phenomenal pick for the New England Patriots. I kinda understand what is at play here, but cmon. We should be better than that.

3. Lastly and most importantly, why do we put much stock into these draft experts’ prognostications? Mel Kiper’s 1st round draft picks were 8/32 and Peter King’s 1st round draft picks went 9/32. Forget about any of the rounds after the first round. They would be lucky to get 1-2 picks correct there after. And, media outlets such as ESPN remove their mock drafts almost instantaneously after the draft. I’ll give you 4 minutes to search for experts mock drafts on ESPN for example. I’ll wait……….They aren’t out there because they are consistently inaccurate and as in one of my favorite movies, “Coming to America,” they are “good and terrible!” In addition to that, not one football expert predicted that Matt Sanchez would go #5 in the draft to NYJ…not one. And, you have to predict trades. These mock drafts should be mocked no?! After all, they are more likely to be 97% incorrect than correct yet we overreact. To their prognostications.



Sporty nation, this blog post is not meant to be incendiary or overly critical of the NFL or the NFL draft, but rather to illustrate and demonstrate some of the critical pitfalls that emerge from putting too much weight into alleged draft experts. The NFL draft is inherently a crap shoot and random. The NFL draft is full of busts and lucky picks and situations (see Tom Brady, Jerry Rice, Ryan Leaf, the Boz, and etc. So, why should we put stock into these guys’ guesses? Moreover, why do we get lazy and just say NE is brilliant and The Raiders are an abomination instead of taking the information and making our own opinions? No body knows my friends. This is my minority report.

Before I forget...2010 mock draft will be going live ASAP! Get ready sporty nation!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Lil Gregory Paulus



Graduating Duke senior PG, Greg Paulus, had a solid basketball career at Duke. He got significant minutes his first 3 years before being a bench player his senior year and having his minutes cut drastically in favor of a freshman PG from Memphis, TN and also another Sophomore guard. Paulus career began with promise. He distributed the ball well, made jumpers, and was a nice up and coming young leader. Despite his early great abilities, he was a poor defender at best and made a plethora of mistakes consistently. Paulus, began as a solid college PG with shortcomings and silly mistakes, but he never grew out of them. He is kinda like that kid that exhibits immature, mischievous behavior which is cute for a 4 year old, but no longer remains cute as a 16 year old. Paulus’ Duke Career is most known for being on a ton on posters with the likes of Danny Green and Va Tech, being a hated Duke PG, making dumb basketball mistakes, and getting benched…until now.



Just recently, reports emerged that the Green Bay Packers inquired about Greg Paulus…

That’s right sportynation. That short PG from Duke that didn’t have much of a college basketball career is supposedly getting a look in the NFL at QB. It’s got to be one of the more ridiculous things ever in sports. No?

I mean he has some credentials…I guess. He was 4 time all state in football, Gatorade NY state player of the year, and had offers to play football at the University of Miami and Notre Dame, and his brother is a pretty good QB at the University of North Carolina. He was the best QB in the nation according to some, but scouts.com had him at the #9 QB in the nation. And, he was allegedly the best PG in the nation as well. Great right? Yeah…4 and a half years ago that was great. As J.D. Salinger said, “That was then, this is now.”



QB is the most difficult position in American football. There is an excruciatingly large amount of studying, preparation, smarts, athleticism, arm strength, practice and attention to detail, necessary just compete (not to be successful, but to just compete). And, Greg Paulus lacks many of these things. The aforementioned deficiencies coupled with the glaring lack of experience suggests that this is a bad idea.

The NFL is a league where people question whether or not Michael Vick will be able to play QB ever again. (I am speaking from solely a football ability perspective and not a personal or social perspective regarding Vick.). Michael Vick excelled in football in highschool, college, and the NFL. He was the highest paid QB ever at the time. During his time in the NFL, he consistently made spectacular plays. He was one of the first persons ever to win AT Green Bay in the playoffs. He has now been out for two years. Is it not fair to say that he probably is better or more equipped to be an NFL QB (solely from an ability perspective) that Greg Paulus who played only in highschool 4 and a half years ago? I can go on and on about college players and NFL players who were perceived to be great players that didn’t pan out. Sporty nation, Ryan Leaf was widely regarded as being the best QB in his draft…OVER Peyton.



Next, the University of Michigan threw its hat in the Greg Paulus for QB sweepstakes. Michigan even offered him an athletic scholarship. Indeed, another head scratcher. Paulus only has one year of eligibility left in college. So, he would be effectively going to Michigan to play for like one season or 6 months. And, if he goes to Michigan, he has to actually play. No? Otherwise, why would you offer someone a scholarship to ride the bench for only one season?! That’s like $20,000+ for nothing. That being said, is it practical, to start someone who hasn’t played competitive football in more than 4 and a half years for only one year…one year only?! Most college QBs don’t play there first first year and Paulus has already missed spring practice, doesn’t know the plays, the Wolverines’ personnel, and hasn’t played a football game at a competitive level in 4 and a half years. Yeah, he played in highschool and did well, but he wasn’t playing anywhere near the talent that he will face at Michigan or on the next level. Who good college player didn’t dominate in highschool?!

To conclude, I want to congratulate Greg Paulus on having the opportunity to play football at the highest level in the NFL or college football. It is once in a lifetime opportunity that he has and he has it after playing 4 years of basketball at a major university. However, I have to discuss the ridiculous nature of this opportunity. That is, it is one of the most difficult positions to play full time and regularly (let alone without playing competitively for almost half a decade), Paulus is short at 6’-1” and a tiny 180 lbs, has zero athleticism, and lacks experience. And, I also want to thank Paulus for his work at contributions at Duke. And, lastly want to apologize to Packers fans…Brett Favre already did quite a bit of damage and now this. In addition to that, I want to wholeheartedly apologize to the University of Michigan Wolverine fans. They lost to teams from an immensely lower division AT HOME with a plethora of talent, have an unconvincing head coach, had a chance at Tyrell Pryor and now maybe have Greg Paulus for a year. Doesn’t seem like a program that is growing in the right direction. So so sorry Michigan. My heart goes out to you.

Sporty nation, this is my minority report. Take care.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Blake Griffin interview



Sporty nation, recently I was lucky to talk to my main man Blake Griffin over the weekend and we spoke about his draft prospects, life at OU, his game against UNC, and the fantastic Tyler Hansbrough. It was a solid interview. I got many of the PC and expected answers. Griffin seems to be a well grounded kid that doesn’t take himself too seriously and undoubtedly seems to be ready for the next step. The interesting part of the interview was the UNC/Tyler Hansbrough portion. He continuously reiterated that “Hansbrough” is the National Player of the Year."But after a brief moment corrected himself to state that "Hansbrough is the returning National Player of the Year." I immediately saw an opportunity to get interviewing gold. After all, Griffin made it a point to subtly emphasize that the chosen one aka Tyler Hansbrough won the award last year and will NOT win the award this year. So, when asked about Tyler’s greatness and whether or not he was worried that Tyler would murder him in the elite 8 game because Tyler played in the superior ACC, won national player of the year last year, is the All time leading scorer in the ACC and holds a plethora of records at UNC which is a school with some of the grandest sports history ever, and was soon to be a three time All-American, Griffin laughed hysterically. He had that laugh where you start crying and sweating and you think that your stomach is going to burst. The 6-10 Griffin was on the floor laughing incredulously!

In a particularly candid response, Griffin detailed that Tyler was “merely ok” and “fine.” I was like he is the greatest thing since sliced bread. No? Look at his credentials Blake! He was like…look, the guy is a good “college” player, but let’s not go overboard. He then proceeded to systematically dissect my points about his credentials and overall greatness.



1st, “what does being the All time leading scorer in your conference’s history truly mean?” Griffin questioned. It is a colossal thing, but you have to take into consideration the circumstance and situation. “That is, if you stay for 4 years you are bound to acuumlate more stats than one that stays at a school for 2 or 3 years like players such as Antawn Jamison, Jerry Stackhouse, Rasheed Wallace, Bob McAdoo, and MJ to name a few. So, of course Tyler would and should have that record as he is very talented and played for four years,” Griffin exclaimed.

2nd, yes Tyler won the award last year, but was he just that much better than the Big 12’s Michael Beasley last year? I was like ehh no I guess you are right Blake continue…
“Beasely played for Kansas State without the coach that he signed up to play for, without a rich recruiting base, at a school with zero basketball history, in a clearly established conference, and on a significantly worse team than Tyler.” “Beasely gave the 20-0 future national champions their first loss and rejuvenated a program single handedly.” He was not merely one cog of a loaded team.” “Beasely was the team.” He finished this point by saying, do you think UNC would have gotten murdered last year by Kansas in the final four if they had Beasely instead of Tyler and would Kansas State have been successful as they were last year with Tyler?” I was speechless which is terrible for one conducting an interview. Like I said, this guy is INTERESTING!

3rd, Griffin said, “it is not my place to determine or judge what college basketball has become when a player like Tyler Hansbrough is the last player since the immortal Patrick Ewing to be a 1st team All-American for 3 years.” But, rather he wonders why Ty Lawson was not a first team All-American. Ty Lawson was the ACC player of the year, but not a first team All-American. He said, “not too take anything away from Tyler, but Ty Lawson is there most valuable player and he makes them go.” “Without Ty, they would not be in the national championship…and that’s a fact! He said, when we gameplanned for these guys we focused on limiting Ty Lawson’s penetration and tried to keep the ball out of his hands, and limit his opportunities.” “And, honestly, we were not worried about Tyler at all and didn’t do any true gameplanning for him. We didn’t see the need to…is that bad?”

Lastly, Griffin said, “Tyler is one of the better college basketball players and has put up great numbers throughout his career, but he benefitted tremendously from his circumstance. A circumstance where the best college basketball players don’t stay in college for 4 years, where the media needs a great white player, and where he is perceived to be better than he actually is due to the immense talent surrounding him. I hate that this turned out to be a bask Tyler-fest, but you asked a question and I had to answer. Please don’t portray me in a negative light, I have nothing against Tyler, and think that he is a great guy, and player. I know that the media has a way of “creating” stories.” I assured Griffin that I wouldn’t do that, and I don’t think that I have done that.

Griffin is an insightful athlete that has true perspective which can be seen from my interview with him and the time that I spent with him. It was particularly refreshing to see someone so talented and big too not take themselves too seriously and too truly be cognizant and aware of his place and current state of college basketball. He can undoubtedly see the big picture and can take information and form informed opinions.

Sportynation, I have to come clean. I did not conduct an interview with Blake Griffin over the weekend. He was “unreachable.” But, I do believe, however, that if injected with truth serum, he would say the things that I wrote and would probably elaborate more regarding “east coast biases” and the taboo hot topic of race.



Sportynation, this is my minority report.

I promised readers that I would make my posts shorter and this is, indeed, shorter.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Athletes=underpaid & Wall Streeters=overpaid...

My boy Coach K allegedly got medieval on my other homeboy lil Barack the other day. See below…

“Really, it doesn’t matter at all what anyone predicts, it’s what you do,’’ Krzyzewski had said on Wednesday. “Somebody said we’re not in President Obama’s Final Four. As much as I respect what he’s done, really the economy is something that he should focus on, probably more than the brackets. So why would I care about that?”



Everybody has something to say about the economy and now it is my turn. One of my favorite books of all time is by William Rhoden of the New York Times called $40 Million Slaves : The Rise, Fall, and Redemption of the Black Athlete. Rhoden illustrated how highly paid athletes lack power and are in a way “slaves” working for an owner that does minimal work and an owner that makes an obscene amount of money at the expense of his or her athletes/slaves. I won’t get too much into the book and the slaves metaphor, but I will say that it certainly can change your perspective on athletes and may dispel some of the popular beliefs of how lucky they are to be so wealthy and how they are overpaid, and so powerful.

That being said, a couple weeks ago I read an article by Jim Caple that was and is on par with what I have been saying for years about athletes’ salaries and compensation. The article is called “Sports salaries shouldn’t anger us, even in a bad economy.” I will cut and paste the most important aspects of his article below and will italicize his words. My words and commentary will be in regular font.



While unemployment soars (600,000 jobs cut in January alone), stock prices plummet (lowest in a dozen years) and many of us bookmark monster.com, Manny Ramirez won't sign a two-year, $45 million contract from the Los Angeles Dodgers. Spring training started two weeks ago, no other team is offering him a job and Manny isn't willing to accept that offer because it isn't enough money.

If that doesn't make steam comes out of your ears like Yosemite Sam then it's probably because your outrage is too narrowly focused on Octomom.

Or perhaps what angers you is the way UConn coach Jim Calhoun so quickly and arrogantly dismissed a question about whether he would consider a pay cut ("not a dime back") when the state is facing massive deficits. Or perhaps it's the $20 million contract offer that quarterback Kurt Warner reportedly feels is inadequate for returning to the Cardinals. Or the $500 million arena billionaire Clay Bennett demanded Seattle taxpayers build him before moving the Sonics to Oklahoma.

Or it could be any of the sports salaries that have been so far beyond the average American's pay stub for so long that the disparity has infuriated fans since Scott Boras was advising his fellow Little Leaguers to hold out for two postgame snow cones (with extra orange syrup).

Should those salaries upset us? Or at least, should they upset us now any more than they ever have?

The answer is no, especially now. I agree with the 1 percent of fans who answered the survey by saying salaries bother them less these days. Given the fury regarding the obscene executive compensations in the past year, sports salaries shouldn't bother us as much as in the past. The salaries of sports figures may be monstrous, but they don't affect our employment and livelihoods.

Yes, Ben Roethlisberger's $27 million paycheck (including signing bonuses) this past season was awfully high for throwing around a leather ball 19 weekends. But at least he led the Steelers to victory in the Super Bowl. Kerry Killinger received more than $14 million in compensation while leading Washington Mutual into the biggest bank failure in U.S history, and worse, his replacement, Alan Fishman, reportedly received a like amount despite working only 18 days before the company collapsed.

Sure, Kevin Garnett has earned $174 million for running up and down courts in his gym trunks since 2000, but at least when he misses a shot, it doesn't cost thousands of people their jobs. Richard Fuld, former CEO of Lehman Brothers, received $484 million during the same time period even though he led his company into bankruptcy and helped spur the current economic crisis.

And yes, Richie Sexson received $50 million to strike out 497 times and bat .244 for the Mariners over the past four seasons. But at least Seattle fans weren't required to buy tickets to watch him do so. According to Forbes, Richard Wagoner Jr., the CEO of General Motors, made $25 million over the past five years, and we all have to help pay for his poor performance through a $13.4 billion (and possibly $30 billion) federal bailout.

Sports pay may be astronomical, but Derek Jeter and Peyton Manning aren't cheating us out of our retirement funds (as Bernie Madoff and R. Allen Stanford allegedly did many people, including several athletes). CEO compensation is what is obscene.



Look at it this way. It's not like player salaries are going to go to Habitat for Humanity otherwise. If the money doesn't wind up in the pockets of multimillionaire athletes, it will wind up in the Swiss bank accounts of multibillionaire owners, and of those two, I know which one I prefer with the money. Nor do high salaries correspond with higher ticket prices. Teams set ticket prices not on how much they pay Kobe Bryant but on how much we're willing to pay to see Kobe. After all, how many times have you seen a team lower ticket prices after losing a top player to free agency?

If we don't like it, no one is forcing us to buy tickets, no more than we had to buy a ticket to see "Master and Commander," for which Russell Crowe earned $20 million.

Calhoun asserted that his $1.6 million salary (and as he gloated, he actually makes more than that) is different than the salaries earned by the lowly rabble of other state employees because his program brings in $12 million to the University of Connecticut. Well, when you consider the various revenue sources, the team probably does generate that much money and Calhoun shares a great deal of credit for the team's success over the years. He isn't wholly responsible, though. The marketing department, public relations staff and the base of alumni support are important as well. Nor does that $12 million go directly into the school's bank account. As the Hartford Courant determined, approximately $6 million goes to cover the basketball team's expenses, leaving it with a "profit" of $6 million.

In other words, Calhoun's $1.6 million salary is about 27 percent of the program's net profit, a rate of return that would impress most CEOs other than the aforementioned Killinger, Fishman and Fuld.

But still. Fine. Many athletic departments are self-sustaining while college athletics have been in an ever-escalating arms race since John Wooden's Pyramid for Success had only a single, base level. So if no other state employees are being asked to take pay cuts, why should a coach just because he's the state's highest-paid employee? By the same token, if other state employees are being asked to take cuts, then he should as well, if only for appearance's sake.

After all, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell works for a private enterprise, yet he recently announced he's taking a 20 percent pay cut, while we can only hope it kept the league from cutting more than the 169 jobs it did.

And perhaps we'll focus more on the salaries that really affect us -- i.e., the CEO payouts that the board of directors rubber-stamps for one another -- and less on the ones that merely make us envious.

Or perhaps, more likely, we'll continue business as usual, with players earning untold millions to play games that make the owners untold millions more while the rest of us jealously wish we were in their place instead of worrying about our jobs disappearing.
So does the current economic climate affect your feelings about the money sports figures earn? The answer, I suppose, depends on whether the player is on your team and how high his ERA is.


Just recently outrage emerged over individuals at AIG making bonuses despite the company doing terribly at the expense of taxpayers. Taxpayers more or less paid money to ensure that people who already make way way way way more money than them get even more money despite the company, AIG, doing terribly. Of course, I understand this outrage of this circumstance, but why is the outrage just emerging during a financial crisis?!

For those not in banking / those who did not already hear, top 1st Year bonus last year was $65K and top 2nd Year bonus was $85K. Those are down from $90K and $115K year before last respectively.

Below that, “2nd tier” bonuses for 1st years were in the $50-55K range and 3rd tier bonuses fell by another $10-15K.

Over the past week many analysts have been complaining that bonuses are going to be “so low” this year and that they will fall off a cliff compared to last year.

Those points may be true, but “only” making $125K (or anything in the six-figure range) is still an absurd amount for a 23 or 24-year old who is just out of college.
I would also point out that back in 2005, top 1st Year bonus was $60K. Even with all the economic problems this year, bonuses were still higher than they were in 2005!



Not only are these people still being compensated handsomely, but they are getting bonuses no matter what. That is to say that people are making bonuses despite the health of their company or potentially his or her performance. Just think if an athlete were to make and end of the year bonus while individually performing terribly or your team performing horribly. Imagine the media fervor and outrage that would result in this “injustice!” Politicians, journalists, and the typical sports fan would undoubtedly jump in give his or her two cents and turn the athlete into a PARIAH where they can no longer enjoy human freedoms such as walking down the street, going to the grocery store or spending time with his or her family without someone interjecting their opinion.

One of the most important aspects that the general public fails to see is how do we fix the athletes make to much money issue? Do we reduce athletes salaries and let the owners put the money back in there pockets? As Caple said, . It's not like player salaries are going to go to Habitat for Humanity otherwise. If the money doesn't wind up in the pockets of multimillionaire athletes, it will wind up in the Swiss bank accounts of multibillionaire owners.” Or do we just distribute the athlete’s salaries among the general public? What type of financial system does this sound like? Is that a financial system that we in America detest? Of course it is.

The Dallas Cowboys are worth 1.612 billion dollars, generate 269 million dollars a year in revenue, and have an operating income of 30.6 million a year. 19 of the 32 NFL franchises are worth more than 1 billion dollars while the least valuable NFL franchise is worth 839 million. How is this possible?!

The reasons that these athletes can make the money that they do is because people will pay to go to the games and watch the games on television. Teams set ticket prices not on how much they pay Kobe Bryant but on how much we're willing to pay to see Kobe. The easiest way to reduce these salaries is to refrain from sports. That is, refrain from an exceedingly interesting entertainment outlet: sports. Stop filling out NCAA tournament brackets, watching the Super Bowl, the World Series, watching the Olympics, buying Air Jordans, and idolizing athletes such as Lance Armstrong, Michael Phelps, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, and etc. And, tell your children, nieces, and nephews that they can’t play watch sports anymore, tell your children, nieces, nephews, and godchildren that they can’t play sports because they may potentially become good at it and reach the point where they make too much money or are responsible for creating a market where many people make money. You can’t…we can’t! Or, owners could lower ticket prices which would mean lower income and revenue and lower salaries for players…and owners…YAY?! Will they do this? NO WAY!



Indeed, athletes make a ridiculous amount of money, but in this current economic system why should they not? After all there leagues are profitable, the athletes create a limitless amount of jobs ranging front office, to parking attendants, to companies such as Nike and Wheaties, to ESPN, and the profession of journalism. And, athletes are not directly responsible for the well being of me and/or the economy. For the most part if an athlete underperforms or is no longer productive, he will lose his job, and will not continue to be employed, make money, have a salary increase each year, and get a bonus despite performance and health of the company or industry. Athletes don’t really what we can call “no matter what money.” In fact, if an athlete in the NFL is hurt, on the job mind you, he can lose his job and not be paid the full amount of money on his contract. Where else in the world can you get hurt on the job and not get paid?! This coupled with the fact that playing football takes years off of your life and lowers your quality of life, and the NFL is one of the most profitable sports leagues suggests that athletes, indeed, could make more money. They won’t, but they could.




Athlete's are criticized for their salaries because of envy and jealousy. For some reason we are not as jealous or envious of Wall Streeters. I don't know why, but that's the world we live in.

Sporty nation, I’ll leave you with this quick and easy fact if an athlete screws up, he screws himself over and his family, not pension plans, not corporations, not consumer spending, retail, the ability to get loans, and not the free world. I won’t lose my job if Alex Rodriguez has a bad season. This is my Minority Report.